Strain
Premium Indica-Dominant flower, hand-trimmed in Texas.
Green House | AA+ Outdoor Grown | Lab Tested
Purple Punch 14g is our Green House CBD-rich Sativa pull in a half-ounce jar — sweet grape candy nose with relaxed, low-intoxication effects. Shop Purple Punch 14g hemp flower online: hemp-derived, lab tested, slow-cured.
Purple Punch comes from our Green House line — sun-grown/greenhouse hemp cultivated for depth of flavor, layered terpenes, and dependable potency at a value-jar price.
Key Details
- Strain Type: CBD
- Tier: Green House
- Format: 14g
- Cultivation: greenhouse-grown
- Lab Tested: third-party COA — see lab reports
- Shipping: free on $99+, ships nationwide where hemp is legal
Flavor & Aroma
Crack the jar and the nose announces itself — Purple Punch carries a distinctive terpene signature that holds from first inhale to ash:
- Grape candy
- Berry vine
- Sweet + sugary
- Soft Purple family
Effects & Best Time
As a CBD-forward cultivar, Purple Punch delivers the smoke ritual without the high — calm, clear-headed effects that fit daytime function:
- Non-intoxicating
- Calm clarity
- Daily-use friendly
- Smooth ritual
Lab-Tested Potency
Most recent batch: Delta 9 THC: 0.30%, THCA: 0.44%, Total CBD: 12.46%, Total Cannabinoids: 13.99%. Every harvest is third-party lab tested by an ISO-accredited lab before it leaves the curing room, and the panel covers cannabinoids, pesticides, heavy metals, microbials, and residual solvents — not just the THC line.
View the full lab report before you buy.
Round out your rotation in the CBD hub or browse the full flower collection, and consider sibling jars like Gelato 44 flower or Lemon Haze flower.
FAQs
Q: Will Purple Punch get me high?
A: No. Purple Punch is a CBD-forward hemp flower with Delta-9 THC at or below the federal 0.3% threshold. Expect calm, clear-headed effects without intoxication — closer to herbal tea than a high-THCA jar.
Q: What does the Green House tier mean?
A: Purple Punch comes from our Green House line — AA+ outdoor/greenhouse-grown flower cultivated for depth of flavor and dependable potency at a value-jar price.
Q: Could Purple Punch show up on a drug test?
A: Purple Punch is hemp-derived (Delta-9 THC at or below 0.3%), but standard drug tests usually screen for total THC metabolites, not strain origin. If you're tested for work or sports, the safest answer is to avoid all hemp flower products. Check our lab reports for full cannabinoid panels.
Strain Genetics
An Indica-dominant cross of Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG. Bold sweet grape candy and blueberry aroma with earthy vanilla undertones. Delivers euphoric head uplift that melts into deep full-body relaxation — CBD-dominant greenhouse profile ideal for evening wind-down and sleep support.
What you'll smell, taste, feel
Terpenes are the aromatic oils that shape a strain's aroma and effect. Purple Punch Green House Flower 14g (Sativa) leads with caryophyllene.
Lab Tested — Full Panel
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What people are saying.
What people are saying.
Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
,,Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
,,Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
