Strain
Premium Indica-Dominant flower, hand-trimmed in Texas.
Green House Reserve | Premium Cured Flower | Lab Tested
Gelonade is a high potency reserve selection known for its bold cannabinoid profile and top tier cultivation. Carefully cured and fully lab tested, this sativa delivers strong performance with clean compliance and consistent quality.
Potency You Can Feel
Delta 9 THC: 0.20%
THCA: 29.66%
Total THC: 26.21%
Total Cannabinoids: 27.77%
Strain Genetics
A Sativa-dominant cross of Lemon Tree and Gelato #41. Bright zesty lemon citrus and sweet creamy gelato aroma with earthy undertones. Delivers an immediate burst of creative energy and euphoric uplift — perfect for daytime sessions, social settings, and creative activities.
What you'll smell, taste, feel
Terpenes are the aromatic oils that shape a strain's aroma and effect. Gelonade Green House Reserve Flower (Sativa) leads with limonene.
Lab Tested — Full Panel
Most-mentioned in 2 reviews
What people are saying.
What people are saying.
Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
,,Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
,,Sleep returned.
I was skeptical — three nights of Maple Glazed and I sleep through the night for the first time in years. The lab results put me at ease.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · MAPLE GLAZED · 8TH
,,Better than my old plug.
Genuinely. Cheaper, cleaner, and the COAs are right there. Honeydew Punch is now my regular Sunday.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · HONEYDEW PUNCH · 8TH
,,My anxiety thanks you.
I take a 5mg gummy after work and the world gets quieter. No haze, no hangover. The dosage guide was actually useful.
VERIFIED PURCHASE · CALM GUMMIES · 5MG
